noonereadstheurl:

I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website

You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps

painterbaker:

DO YOU EVER JUST REMEMBER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HARRY POTTER LIKE OUT OF NOWHERE THESE FEELINGS SWOOP IN AND PUNCH YOU IN THE HEART

aiclan:

fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

nue:

lets see what else can i complain about tonight

tennants-companion:

so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack

kenway:

last quarter of the school year more like

more like the entire year.

lameborghini:

for the perfect winged eyeliner, attach the wings of birds onto ur eyelids